Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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