I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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