but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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