and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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