can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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