I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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