Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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