you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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