Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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