Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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