I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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