No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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