kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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