Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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