Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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