You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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