i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Fuck appropriateness.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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