At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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