her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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