in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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