I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just had sex bonerless
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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