and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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