let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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