Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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