I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
the liver wants what the liver wants
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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