He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Randomize
