Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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