But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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