I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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