I wish I could teleport
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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