names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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