Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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