do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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