How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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