Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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