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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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