you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
