the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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