its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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