Dual....:-)
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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