"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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