you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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