i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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