But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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