god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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