In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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