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i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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