id be glad to
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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