just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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