Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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