I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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