i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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