Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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