omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
