ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
please don't ironically join a cult
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