If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Randomize
